On what might be the worst planet in the universe, a young man dreams of the stars, and his ultimate goal: to become Elite! Unfortunately, Misha has to do his chores first, and learn how to talk to Phoebe, the beautiful customs officer, and leave the planet. The death of a famous author unexpectedly drags Misha and Phoebe into a system-wide conspiracy, complete with smuggling, international art thieves, multi-system corporations, canapés, and exploding pigs. This is Misha's chance to prove he has what it takes! After all, surely anyone can be Elite if they dream.