Our Principal is a Werewolf

(and other serious poems about school)

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Our Principal is a Werewolf
Alvin Robert Cunningham
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Our Principal is a Werewolf

(and other serious poems about school)

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Humorous School Poems for Children (all ages)

Publish Date
Publisher
Kabel Publishers
Language
English
Pages
62

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Our Principal is a Werewolf: (and other serious poems about school)
1996, Kabel Publishers
Hardcover in English

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First Sentence

"This is a wonderful collection of humorous and zany poems about what students really experience in their school world. Thses poems will even tickle the memories of many adults. This illustrated book is bound to make parents and their school-age children have a good laugh together!"

Table of Contents

THE SPELLING BEE Page 1
STICK YOUR NOSE IN A GYM SHOE Page 3
MRS. APPLEGATE Page 5
NAMES Page 7
UNFLUSHED TOILETS Page 8
TRISHA Page 9
I BLEW A COMMA OFF MY DESK Page 11
THE ANSWER Page 12
THE GREAT REPORT CARD CAPER Page 13
BROTHERLY ADVICE ABOUT A NEW TEACHER Page 14
MY TEACHER IS A "MOTORMOUTH" Page 16
I SIT ON A DIRTY WORD AT SCHOOL Page 17
I THINK I'M GOING INSANE Page 18
THE HEAD LICE CHECK Page 20
I FELT UPSIDE DOWN TODAY Page 21
I THREW UP AT SCHOOL TODAY Page 22
THE "FLAT TIRE" Page 23
SOMEONE IN OUR ROOM IS PASSING GAS Page 25
I DIDN'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED Page 26
WHY CAN'T ANTHONY BLOW HIS NOSE? Page 27
BUBBLE GUM NOSE Page 29
THE UNINVITED GUEST Page 30
I WAS KISSED BY "TINSELMOUTH" Page 31
THE SHOT Page 32
PORCUPINE BALLS Page 33
I'M GETTING TIRED OF LINING UP! Page 34
THE POWER OF THE TEACHER'S GUIDE Page 35
OUR PRINCIPAL IS A WEREWOLF Page 36
THE CLASS PARTY Page 37
SLOW MOTION Page 38
"DEAD MEAT" Page 39
I FELL ASLEEP IN THE CIVIL WAR Page 41
RADAR HAIR Page 43
PUZZLED Page 44
THE ANSWER CHANGER STRIKES AGAIN Page 45
MRS. POTTS Page 47
OUR PENCIL SHARPENER IS HUNGRY Page 49
MY RUMP GETS SORE Page 50
MY SCHOOL DESK DOESN"T LIKE ME Page 51
SQUEAKING TENNIS SHOES Page 52
MY TEACHER CAUGHT ME PASSING A NOTE Page 57
THE DREAM Page 58
MY BUS DRIVER Page 59
THE FLOATING OYSTER Page 60
MY TEACHER LOVES TO MOVE OUR DESKS Page 61
DAYDREAMING Page 62

Edition Notes

The author, Alvin Robert Cunningham, is a retired educator of 34 years. He taught American History at Henry High School in Henry, Illinois and Social Studies in the Ottawa Elementary Schools in Ottawa, Illinois. Currently, Mr. Cunningham has 8 other children's books being sold at online bookstores. He and his wife enjoy living at their new home in Streator, Illinois.

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Rockville, Maryland
Genre
Humorous Children's Poetry

The Physical Object

Format
Hardcover
Number of pages
62
Dimensions
81/2" x 111/2 "

ID Numbers

Open Library
OL12234254M
ISBN 10
1575290162
ISBN 13
9781575290164
OCLC/WorldCat
35447923
Library Thing
9213512
Goodreads
1313681

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